🍷 Everyone Was Drunk that Day

Or an old lady

Illustration by Rolli

War and Peace was overdue again so I carried it back to the library with both hands.

It was October, but it was snowing.

Everyone was drunk that day or an old lady. Three drunks asked me for money, though I only had a pair of quarters on me. The first drunk needed antibiotics for his dog. The…



Author/cartoonist. Words/drawings for New York Times, Playboy, Wall Street Journal, Saturday Evening Post, Reader’s Digest. https://twitter.com/rolliwrites

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